hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via verticaliciouss)

We all create stories to protect ourselves.

-Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via feellng)

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

(Source: adamnsight, via togep-i)


my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this




I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via skinny-self-hate)


today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler, via skinny-self-hate)

I feel like Satan’s asshole. Shitty but still pretty hot.



instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

(via doped-daisies)


iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via schloong)

w is not a vowel

-every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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