even jesus pooped
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
Yes you behind the keyboard or holding the phone, ipad, ipod etc.
Whatever you’ve done today, good job, and if you’ve done nothing today, I’m still going to say good job because I’m sure you’ve done something good at some point.
Thanks for reading this, you’re swell.
Have a good evening, stranger.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important