All it takes is three simple words to explain a complicated relationship. I love you.

-Michael Faudet   (via michaelfaudet)

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And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

-The Chaos of Stars (via houselannister)

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*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

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a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

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Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

-Benjamin Disraeli (via larmoyante)

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Because paper has more patience than people.

-Anne Frank (via misswallflower)

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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